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{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
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