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{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
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{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}
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The Regent Cinema is a cinema in Blackpool, Lancashire, England, opened in 1921. From the 1970s it was a bingo hall; after renovation in the 2010s it re-opened as a cinema and antiques centre. it is a Grade II listed building.
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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
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{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
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Vityne is a village (selo) in Saky Raion (district) in the Autonomous Republic of Crimea, on the western coast of Crimea.
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